The Human Hunt
I would like to share with you a game that I came up with some time ago, but regretfully, have not been able to play due to lack of participants (further ebbing to start this website and get the paleo on around here!)…………..
The concept is very simple. Almost a glorified version of ‘tag.’ Get a group of people together who don’t mind getting dirty (at least 4 I would say), and head to a natural area that is not to dense in people, but at least kind of dense in plant life. The place I always have in mind is Franklin Grove Natural Wildlife Viewing Area (Illinois DNR page here). The only equipment you should need for this game is flag football flags. Enough to go around. Or you can get creative with stuff from home if you don’t have those (like myself).
Now just determine a general perimiter to your playing field based on how many people you have, terrain, etc… and either choose a entrance point for everyone at different places, or everyone enters the area in timed intervals to get some seperation. Also determine a spot for people to go once they get ‘killed’ to wait til game end.
THE KILL:
This is very simple, once someone has lost both of their flags, they’re dead. If your flag gets snagged on a branch I say your fine, but the rules can be whatever you want, so long as everyone agrees. Also, not only one person has to get your flags. You clash with one person and they take off with one, your’e still in. Someone else sneaks up and snags your other flag. Your’e out.
SOME RULES: (optional)
- You should decide whether your game will be every man for himself, or if teaming up should be allowed (you could also do a ‘teams’ version if so inclined).
- Decide what is to be done with ‘kill flags.’ If everyone has different color flags then you could just hook your ‘kill flags’ up to your own belt for convenience.
- Weapons… probably left alone, but if everyone is game, why not duel it up with a couple of long sticks you both found. Once again, everyone should be on the same page here. And remember, the game is primarily about the stealth stalking of your prey, and the ensuing chase. Only people who are comfortable with it should incorporate much combat.
GETTING STRONGER: (also optional)
All flags the same color? Not everyone have pockets or fanny-packs for their kill flags? Consider this if you think your a badass: every kill flag you get simply gets added to your belt, and makes you much harder to kill. Keep in mind this would probably drag out a long battle between the last two standing and everyone else would get bored… but it could also be intense, and awesome for two people!
*If you only have one color flag, just add some electric tape to some of them, it comes in all sorts of colors these days!
SCORE:
If you choose to keep score, there are several ideas:
- Simple: Last man standing wins in free-for-all
- Points: Whoever collected the most kill flags is the winner (wouldn’t work right if ‘getting stronger’). You could tally kill flags at the end of each round, and at the end of the day, the person with the most is the big winner. This would likely apply best to teams versions.
You can do all sorts of variations, I’m sure. And if left to my own devices, I could probably write half of a thesis here! So what do you guys think? Sound like fun? Got any good spots? Suggestions for scoring, or other fun rules? I think with a game like this, the possibilities are endless, and with only you and your pals in charge, you could have a great time for little or no money at all! (added bonus)!!
Stay tuned if you like this game, I do have two specific ideas that I feel warrant their own (smaller) posts!
30 Day Paleo Challenge: So hot right now
All right so I’m not above it, nor am I about to bash it, but I just seem to be catching wind of a lot of thirty day paleo challenges lately. Sounds kinda trendy and fun! Soooo… my bunny and I have decided to jump on board
I’ll be honest, if you were some sort of internet algorithm (like the one that keeps advertising Ann Taylor to me just because my girlfriend looked their clothes up and we share a computer) you would know that I have not been a very active member of the paleo community this year. Seldom commenting on Marksdailyapple, though I am still reading it most days. Nor much on any other blogs. I didn’t quite make it halfway through ‘the Paleo Solution’ that I got for Christmas…. I may have eaten copious quantities of doughnuts and such… I’ve been on a bender.
Time to put the past where it belongs. That manifests in a few ways.
- Blogging: This website needs a facelift, and a LOT more frequent posting. I won’t make any promises like once or twice a week, but maybe I will soon.
- Eating: Duh! It goes without saying for myself, but yeah I gotta get my paleo on… more on that later
- Movnat: I did enjoy my gym back home and utilizing it to get in shape as well as spend some time with a good friend, but I have no more gym membership and I am only interested in my Movnat training. Ideally I will have once a week meetups here in Madison, maybe more, maybe less.
- Barefoot running: I managed to stick to my guns here. Aside from a couple of job interviews I have only stepped foot in minimalist shoe. Have been doing some running lately in my VFF’s but it’s just not the same.
Long story short. I wrote this post a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that I posted it! (apparently I suck at this blogging thing) This time, gonna do good before and afters, at least photos. We don’t really have our medical stats. This won’t be a nazi challenge… very 80/20… maybe 90/10. This is my girlfriends first go at this paleo thing, and let’s face it: your signifcant other telling you what to eat can probably be as annoying as your parents telling you what to eat.
If anyone wants in on this, let me know. I’m thinking a weekly update should do. All right time for dinner. Sorry for no fancyness here, no links, pics… man I’m not bringing my A-game! all right see everyone in a week!
Midwest paleo goes mobile!
Happy new years everybody! Just want to let you know that the afore mentioned smartphone (DROID X) may very well be my key to getting some more blogging done. Just downloaded the wordpress app from android marketplace and am now writing my first mobil blog post! I’m officially crazy about the swype function for inputting text and this is surprisingly fast!
I think this will really result in readers getting more insight into my mind/opinions with quick posts the moment something enters my crazy brain.
Also, writing helps me not look awkward while my girlfriend is trying on new clothes! I swear bunny I love you and I’m not trying to make you look crazy on my website!
That’s all I got right now. I’m gonna give my phone a break. Love the droid, but it is the phone equivalent of a ’69 GTO!
*sidebar. I wrote this while thing yesterday at banana republic, thought I lost it when I backed out to use the calculator. Obviously I was wrong. Happy new year folks.
Hello everybody, long time, no blog. Figured I would squeeze one last post into 2010 while I wait for my girlfriend to get ready to go out for new year’s eve.
Basically I’m just going to say that I had an awesome Christmas. I’ll probably post some pictures sometime, but I now have Robb Wolf’s Paleo Solution, Tim Ferriss’ Four Hour Work Week, Loren Cordain’s The Paleo Diet, and The Barefoot Book: 50 great reasons to kick off your shoes. I’m still job hunting, so my reading time will be very limited, but soon enough, I will be a big time paleo snob and hopefully provide some extra tips to everyone (like you can’t find plenty everywhere, but I want to contribute what I can).
Next gift: Vibram Five Fingers!! FINALLY!!! I’ve only been putting off buying them for myself for a year! Admittedly I wanted to try a pair on first for sizing which didn’t happen til very recently, but I finally have them! I wore them for 16 hours straight yesterday (12 hours work) and I must say, I dig it. There was a little chaffing on the achilles tendon, but not too bad for that kind of time, I think. Other than that, no complaints really. The patterns were very much embedded in the top of my foot when I took them off, but it didn’t hurt.
Looks like she’s bout done so I have to rap this up but I”ll let you all know I’m planning on having a review section soon(ish) for all these books, and other paleo products. I guess that is my contribution
Gotta go, I’ll let ya know how the five’s hold up to dancing…. if she lets me wear them out tonight.
Update…
Hey everyone, I know I haven’t posted in a while so here’s why… I’M MOVIN!! To Madison, WI. Since mid-October I have been Apartment hunting, then I have been job hunting for about the last month and so much that comes along with all of this. (the move itself). I am trying to keep my life sane with doing all this and work a bunch of OT so that is where I have been. Now I am off to lunch with my dad! Please bear with me folks, I’ll be back soon:)
I apologize for the poor grammar today… I’m rushing.
And Robert, I still have every intention of publishing the Midwest Primal Games… I’m just a lil behind schedule
Please forgive…
I will be working on the site, messing with themes, etc… so if stuff appears funky, trust it won’t last!! thanx for the patience guys!
If you’ve been wondering WHY I had a picture from The Matrix on my very first post, then I will tell you!

